Matt Maltese – Greatest Comedian (Guitar)

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[Intro] G#m B F# (x3) [Verse 1]
 (F#)                   G#m                    B        F#
You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store

                   G#m     B         F#
You're the highest quality hardwood door

                 G#m      B        F#
You're the final wartime piece of bread

                          G#m       B
You once told me that you hate the shaven head
[Chorus]
 F#
I want you so

      G#m            B        F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know

   G#m             F#
To put you so far away

   G#m         B        F#
He put you so far away
G#m B F# [Verse 2]
  (F#)                  G#m      B     F#
There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere

               G#m           B        F#
There are juveniles with the blondest hair

                              G#m      B       F#
There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash

                       G#m     B
There are people like me - the whitest trash
[Chorus]
 F#
I want you so

      G#m            B        F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know

   G#m             F#
To put you so far away

   G#m         B        F#
He put you so far away
[Bridge]
  C#
I have heard

                 B              F#
That Jesus was a very handsome girl

 C#
If she were

                   B                  F#
I'd bet she'd look something like you now

  C#
I have heard

                 B                   F#
That some people think the Earth is flat

    C#
But if it were

                 B        F#
How come I don't see you anywhere

                 B
How come I don't see you any-
[Chorus]
 F#
I want you so

      G#m            B        F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know

   G#m             F#
To put you so far away

   G#m         B        F#
He put you so far away

 F#
I want you so

      G#m            B        F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know

   G#m             F#
To put you so far away

   G#m         B        F#
He put you so far away