Matt Maltese – Greatest Comedian (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
G#m B F# (x3)
[Verse 1]
(F#) G#m B F# You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store G#m B F# You're the highest quality hardwood door G#m B F# You're the final wartime piece of bread G#m B You once told me that you hate the shaven head
[Chorus]
F# I want you so G#m B F# And God must be the greatest comedian I know G#m F# To put you so far away G#m B F# He put you so far away
G#m B F#
[Verse 2]
(F#) G#m B F# There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere G#m B F# There are juveniles with the blondest hair G#m B F# There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash G#m B There are people like me - the whitest trash
[Chorus]
F# I want you so G#m B F# And God must be the greatest comedian I know G#m F# To put you so far away G#m B F# He put you so far away
[Bridge]
C# I have heard B F# That Jesus was a very handsome girl C# If she were B F# I'd bet she'd look something like you now C# I have heard B F# That some people think the Earth is flat C# But if it were B F# How come I don't see you anywhere B How come I don't see you any-
[Chorus]
F# I want you so G#m B F# And God must be the greatest comedian I know G#m F# To put you so far away G#m B F# He put you so far away F# I want you so G#m B F# And God must be the greatest comedian I know G#m F# To put you so far away G#m B F# He put you so far away