Matt Maltese – Everybodys Just As Crazy As Me (Guitar)

    C              Em
The will of man to end all man

  Dm             G
A baby's smile from a vintage pram

    C                    Em
A brand-new way to look at your life

Dm
Wouldn't that be nice?

G
Would you like more wine?

C               Em
I believe in a new regime

    Dm              G
A cotton fist, an elected queen

  C                         Em
A hundred and seven billion lives lived

Dm                     Fm
Take my advice, don't take my advice

       C    Am     Dm           Fm                 C       Am
'Cause I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living

Dm           G
Yet, we wake up each morning

C            Caug        C6sus4        Caug
Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass

C          Caug          C6sus4     Caug
Pop to the shop whеre we shoplift bananas

F                                   Fm
And I don't know the sеcret, maybe everybody's just as crazy

C        Cmaj7 C7     C/A  F       Em         D
And on Pangea, did it rain exactly like this? Exactly the same?

C        Cmaj7        C7       C/A
Sniffing "Pritt" sticks in the shade

F       Em   D
Barely seven, had it made

F                G
Doctor, tell me, is it cancer?

C    Am     Dm           Fm                C        Am
I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living

Dm           G
Yet, we wake up each morning

C            Caug        C6sus4        Caug
Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass

C          Caug          C6sus4     Caug
Pop to the shop where we shoplift bananas

F                                   Fm
And I don't know the secret, maybe everybody's just as crazy

    C
As me