Mary Chapin Carpenter – Opening Act (Guitar)

Capo 2
Key
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Chords

[Verse 1]
G                          B7
You don’t have a backstage room of your own

    Em                         G7
You just have feedback in your microphone

       C
‘Cause you don’t get a soundcheck

              Cm
‘Cause you’re not worth the time

       G
You’re gonna have to face it

          E7                A7
You’re no better than slime

                 D7           G        E7 A7 D7
You don’t know me; I’m the opening act
[Verse 2]
          G                    B7
There’s a cold cut platter and beer for the crew

Em                                    G7
Don’t get the impression that there’s any for you

       C                           Cm
‘Cause you’re at the bottom of the pecking order

G                       E7                    A7
Even the bouncer at the door comes before you

                 D7           G        G7
You don’t know me; I’m the opening act
[Bridge 1]
    C                          Cm
The right attitude will get me such a long way

   G          C         G
An optimistic view will make it OK

          A7
When some fool in the front row yells, “YOU SUCK!”

D                               D7
I’ll thank him profusely and get ready to duck
[Verse 3]
G                         B7
I don’t have a hit in the Billboard charts

Em                             G7
I don’t have a limousine that stretches three blocks

C                     Cm
Ready to take me from door to door

G              D           E7          A7
Just like that asshole I’m opening for

                  D7           G
He doesn’t know me; I’m his opening act
[Bridge 2]
        C                    Cm
Now I’m not going bald, so I don’t wear a hat

G                 C             G
Tight jeans don’t fit me; I’m a little too fat

        A7
I can’t sing like a frog blowing farts through his nose

     D                               D7
So I don’t expect you’ll like me, but that’s how it goes
[Verse 4]
        G            B7
Now for 37 minutes, I sang out my heart

      Em                      G7
I was so damn nervous, I just wanted to barf

C                          Cm
This is my career, and I’m paying my dues

          G                         D                E7
If I ever get rich and famous, I’ll guess I’ll be an asshole too

           A7                D7 N.C.               G7 C D G
‘Till then, you don’t know me; I’m the opening act