Mark Ronson – Record Collection (Guitar)

Am Am         Am
      Eskiboy,   Mark Ronson

          Am
Put this one in your record box!

  Am                      Am
I take too long to answer telephones

           Dm                              Dm
I take too long to type my name and record messages

            F                B
But my hand writing is excellent

              E         Am       Am
In fact, it's second to none, none

  Am                         Am
I just got in from somewhere really good

             Dm                        Dm
They offered me the part of Bono and a speaking role

             F                B
With all the merchandise and sunglasses

E            Am       Am
I could ever need, need

  Am                       Am
I drive 'round cities in a chariot

      Dm                            Dm
I get preferential treatment at the Marriott

           F
But if the truth be told

     B          E         F
I'm naked under all these clothes

              C                 G      Dm
I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah

  F                       C                   G      Dm
I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah

  F                       C                   G      Dm
I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah

    F                   B             E
And I'll do anything it takes just to get there

   Am                       Am
My brain is buzzing and the room is strange

          Dm                             Dm
Like that scene in Trading Places at the stock exchange

         F                      B
I made a million overnight in '87

        E            Am                        Am
Now I'm living in my parking space, parking space

   Am                      Am
My teeth are bright and my hair is clean

       Dm                      Dm
I wear Paco Rabanne like I was Charlie Sheen

           F                 B
But in the rain, we all look wet

           E                 F
And in the snow, we all look cold

              C                 G      Dm
I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah

  F                       C                   G      Dm
I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah

  F                       C                   G      Dm
I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah

    F                   B             E
And I'll do anything it takes just to get there

Am Am    Am
      Yo,   Eskiboy

  Am
A-listed (A-listed)

   Am
Disgusted by all the flashness

               Am
I think I'm a don, they think I'm an actor but I catch this (Catch)

Am
   My two needs are a pillow and a mattress

Am                                          Am
Once I can fill up the space with a famous actress

                             Am
Give me a mil', I'll do a DJ set

Am
Showoff, ego's high, you can't match this

Am
Chauvinistic pig, Money Man tactics

    Am                 Am
I'm not as clever as I thought I was

       Dm                         Dm
It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot

          F
And all I want to know is

 B        E      Am       Am
How I got so far down, down

    Am                Am
I'm not as lucky as I thought I was

            Dm                         Dm
My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road

               F                      B
Who would have thought a truck like that

       E
Could cause so much?

(F)              C                 G      Dm
   I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah

  F                       C                   G      Dm
I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah

  F                       C                   G      Dm
I only want to be in your record collection, woah, aaah

    F                   B             E
And I'll do anything it takes just to get there