MARINA (Marina and The Diamonds) – Supermodels Legs (Ukulele)

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This morning it occurred to me

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I might not look quite like a natural blonde

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And I can't help but feel conned

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The picture on the package

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Showed a model with no baggage

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Promising wild sex and marriage

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With a big colour chart wand

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This morning it occurred to me

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I never will quite have

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A supermodel's legs (never in a million years!)

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Unless I cut each one in half

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Become half an octopus

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The two become synonymous

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With cocaine, glamour

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Riches, beauty, and crack

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I took a trip to the National Gallery for

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There was something more refreshing in what Ruben saw

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My supermodel's legs

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Think they were plucked from a Ruben-esque world (Oh oh, oh oh)

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My supermodel's legs

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Look pretty crap on a five-foot-four girl (Oh oh, oh oh ohh)

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Oh, women, men, and in-betweens

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Why don't you just stop dieting?

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Go bake! Eat cake! Go cheer! Drink beer!

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Worrying is boring

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If people said "eat loads of cake"

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You wouldn't want much anyway

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And then you wouldn't stuff your face

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And look like King Henry the Eighth

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Present, we're told off every day

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For living our life the wrong damn way

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"Suck my left one"'s what I say

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If I want six coffees a day

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Oh, women, men, and in-betweens

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Why don't you just stop dieting?

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Go bake! Eat cake! Go cheer! Drink beer!

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Worrying is boring me

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Oh I get more turned on by big cupcakes than heroin

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   Not 'rock and roll' and much more 'Mary Poppins'

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Oh supermodel's legs

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They never held up much weight in my world (Ooh wa ooh wa, ooh wa ooh wa)

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Oh supermodel's legs

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'Cause women should be women,

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Girls should be allowed to be girls (Oh oh, oh oh)

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           (Too right!)