Marillion – Punch And Judy (Ukulele)

INTRO - Guitar Chords - F#m D B E X2
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 F#m               D                 B                 E
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[--2--4--5--------|-----------------|-----------------|--0--2--4--------]X2

F#m
Punch

          B
Punch and Judy

          D
Punch and Judy

F#m
Washing machine, pinstripe dreams

A
Stripped the glass from a beauty queen

          B                  D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy.  Judy, Judy, Judy.

F#m
Found the nest, in the Daily Express

A
Met the vicar in a holy vest

          B
Punch and Judy

          D
Punch and Judy

F#m
Brought up the children Church of E

      A
Now I vegetate with a colour TV

B
Worst ever thing that ever happened to me

        D
Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

   F#m      A
Oh Judy

SECTION 2
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[--11-----------|--7-6-4---------]
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CHORUS               This is kinda hard to hear, sounds like its doing this
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F#m                  D                             [-7-9-7-9-]
Whatever happened to pillow fights                 [---------]

B                    E
Whatever happened to passion games

A                   F#m
Sunday walks in the pouring rain  Sa Sa

F#m
Punch

A
Punch

B
Punch

D
Punch

F#m                               A
Curling tongs, mogadons, "I got a headache baby, don't take so long"

B
Single beds, middle age dread

D
Losing the war in the Waistlands spread

F#m
Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube

A
Who forgot to flush the loo

           B
Leave your sweaty socks outside the door 

D                                       F#m    D  B  E
Don't walk across my polished floor, oh Judy

F#m                  D
Whatever happened to morning smiles

B                    E
Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles

F#m                  D
Whatever happened to twinkling eyes

B                    E
Whatever happened to hard fast drives

A              F#m
Complements on unnatural size

F#m
Punch

A
Punch

B
Punch

D
Punch

F#m
Propping up a bar, family car

A
Sweating on a mortgage as a balding clark

          B                  D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy.  Judy, Judy, Judy.

F#m
World war three, suburbanshee

A
Just slip her these pills and I'll be free.

        B                   A
No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more

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