Man Overboard – The Absolute Worst (Ukulele)
Key
-
Versions
(4)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Downtune by half a step.
D Em Bm G x2
D Bm I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place G D Or spit the bullshit right back in your face
You never had an ounce of promise within you
Bm G Every word you says a lie so please don't continue
You bitch
D Em Bm G D Em Bm G I'm too good for someone like you anyway D Because girls like you are the absolute worst Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first D Because girls like you are as bad as they come Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from
D Em Bm G x2
D Bm And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too G D I really just gotta hate him for loving you
If what he wants is a fight then alright
Bm G You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night
You bitch
D Em Bm G D Em Bm G I'm too good for someone like you anyway
(Don't make me say it again)
D Because kids like you are the absolute worst, Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first, D Because kids like you are as bad as they come, Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from
D Em Bm G x2
Yeah!
D Em Bm G x2
D Because girls like you are the absolute worst Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first D Because girls like you are as bad as they come Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from D Because guys like you are the absolute worst, Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first, D Because guys like you are as bad as they come, Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from
And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:
D => Eb
Em => Fm
Bm => Cm
G => G#