Madonna – The Funny Song (Guitar Tab)

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Madonna – The Funny Song (From Drowned World Tour 2001) Tabbed by Linda P. ([email protected]) Intro: (I’m not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)

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|-------|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
|-------|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
|-------|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)|
|---0-2-|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------|
|-3-----|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---|
          (This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)

Verse 1:

  C
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 Went down to the local bar

  C
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 To buy my daddy a big cigar

  F
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
|------------------------------------------------|
 When I got home he was dead

  C
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
Somebody shot him in the head

Chorus 1:

  F                       C  
|------------------------------------------------|
|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------|
|-------------------------------3-----------3----|
 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me grieve 

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|----1-----1-----0-----0-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------------------3-----------3-----------3----|
 ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me

This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest of the instruments come in. I don’t know for how long this is played.

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|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-|
|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)|
|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------|
|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---|

Verse 2:

  C
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 When the funeral, it was through

  C
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 I had myself a barbecue

  F
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
|------------------------------------------------|
 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good

  C
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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 I’d kill him myself if only I could

Chorus 2:

  F                       C  
|------------------------------------------------|
|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------|
|-------------------------------3-----------3----|
 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me sad 

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|----1-----1-----0-----0-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------------------3-----------3-----------3----|
 ‘Cause everything you did was bad           Iiiihaaawwwww

Lyrics: Verse 1: Went down to the local bar To buy my daddy a big cigar When I got home he was dead Somebody shot him in the head Chorus 1: Oh dear daddy You’re not gonna see me grieve ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me Verse 2: When the funeral, it was through I had myself a barbecue Daddy’s bones they sure taste good I’d kill him myself if only I could Chorus 2: Oh dear daddy You’re not gonna see me sad ‘Cause everything you did was bad Iiiihaaawwwww