Madness – Dont Quote Me On That (Guitar)

C
Did you hear the one, yeah yeah

G
The one they wrote in the paper just the other day

D
Well, well, would you believe it

D                        G
Well I said they took it all the wrong way

G7
Now you've gotta be careful 'bout what you say

G7
Cause they've got a bad habit

C
Were you're reading between the lines?

G7
Or is that what I said?, now I just can't remember

D
They seem to have a very good memory though

D                            G
But as far as I'm concerned, as as far as I'm concerned

G7
You don't have to be black, white, Chinese or anything really

G7          C
Just enjoy, shut up, listen and dance

G    N.C.
It's all eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice

G7
Don't quote me on that

G7
(Don't quote me on that)

G7
Please don't quote me (don't quote me on that)

G7
(Don't quote me on that)

C
Hey Hey, you know something, I said I liked that guy

G7
But that's not what I read in the paper

D
I don't have anything against them

G    N.C.
It's just eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice

G7
Hm, don't quote me on that (don't quote me on that)

G7
Please don't quote me (don't quote me on that)

G7
(Don't quote me on that)

C
You know, now we get worried about what we say

G7
You know, we shouldn't be that way

G7  D
You know, I don't care who comes

D
Cause as far as I'm concerned

G7
It's eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice

G7
Don't quote me on that

G7
Don't quote me on that

G7
Please don't quote me

C
Mama, mama, you know I'm still friends with Mickey

G7                        D
They say that I shouldn't like him anymore, 'cause I'm all white

G7
Well, he's allright by me

G7
Don't Quote me on that (don't quote me on that)

G7
Please don't quote me (don't quote me on that)

G7
(Don't quote me on that)

C
Now what I do is

G7
I bring all my old friends along to see the show

D
And if you have the wrong ideas well

G    N.C.
It's all eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice

G7
Please don't quote me (don't quote me on that, oh no)

G7
(Don't quote me on that) I never said that

G7                       C
(Don't quote me on that) that's not what I meant

C                                      G7
Well, I suppose you could take it that way (don't quote me on that, oh no)

G7
But that's not what I meant to say (don't quote me on that, oh no)

D
Won't you give me another chance (don't quote me on that, oh oh oh)

D
Please, please

G     N.C.
Don't quote me on that

G7
I'd like to say thank you to Pete, Peter Tosh

C                                          G
And all the other people who come and they believe in us for the fun and the music

D
Cause all I've got to say to you press now is:

G
It's all eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice

G
Eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice

G
Go to Maggies caff

G
132 Liverpool road

C
Just down the road, just round the corner

C
Only there's not much corner

G                                                  D
It's just chairs and tables and they've even got a Space Invaders machine

D
A cup of tea, that's fine for me

G7
'Cause it's all eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice

G7
Are you sure you turned that tape recorder off?

G7
Are you sure? Are you sure?