Loudon Wainwright III – Man And Dog (Guitar)

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When a man has a dog in the city ... man needs to walk in the park

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Take a little stroll by the riverside, smoke a cigarette there in the dark

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Living in the city, man living with a dog

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And a man has to carry him a plastic bag on his person at all times

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When a dog dumps on a sidewalk, walkin' away is a crime

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Living in the city, man walkin' with a dog

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A man likes livin' in the city ... but a man has to find some work

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Walkin' with a dog is a kind of a job, make you feel like a fool and a jerk

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Living in the city, workin' like a dog  (work out)

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Dog likes living in the city ... in the city there's a lot of other mutts

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Checkin' in front, checkin' in back, no ifs, no ands, just butts

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Living in the city, dog checkin' out a dog

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(Spoken) It's a pretty good way to meet a woman, if a woman is walking a dog

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Just say, what's her name, how old is she, it's easy like rolling off a log

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Checkin' out a woman, man acting like a dog

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When a man has a fight with a woman, then the man needs to go for a walk

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Walkin' with a dog is easy, he listens, he don't talk

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      Talkin' to a dog  (talk to me)

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Walkin' with dog in the winter, in the wind, in the rain, in the snow is a drag

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It's hard as hell to keep a cigarette lit and get the shit in the plastic bag

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  Living in the city, man walking with a dog

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When a man has a dog in the city ... (very long pause with harmonies) ... man needs to walk in the park

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Take a little stroll by the riverside, smoke a cigarette there in the dark

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Living in the city, man living with a dog