Loudon Wainwright III – Kings And Queens (Guitar)

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  I'm as old as the King of Sweden

      F                    C
I can drink in Connecticut

C                            Dm
You're a year older than the Princess Anne

        F                    C
I don't mean it as an unkind cut

C                     Dm
I'll never catch King Hailie Selassie

    F                           C
And you'll never catch Princess Grace

   C               Dm
No monarchy was bequeathed to we

          F                          C
But I'm a-hoping that we'll find our place

   C                 Dm
At times I feel like Tutankhamun

          F                  C
Won't you be my Nefertiti tonight?

     C                     Dm
Hey, stock up on them tana leaves

            F                            C
Because the mummy's got to see the light

      C              Dm
Ah, Napoleon had his Josephine

        F                        C
And Pocahontas had her Captain Smith

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Hey, Queen Isabella, Ferdinand was her fella

         F                            C
But on Columbus she bestowed her gift

C                    Dm
I am the king of the hully-gully

    F                     C
And you are the queen of slop

C                   Dm
Doing the hand-jive on the telly

F                 C
Let's go to the hop

        C                  Dm
Oh baby, I'm as old as the King of Sweden

      F                  C
I can drink in Connecticut

C                            Dm
You're a year older than the Princess Anne

        F                     C
I don't mean it as an unkind cut