Loudon Wainwright III – I Know Im Unhappy (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
D [tab] A I know things aren't right G D For instance last week I got drunk every night
[Verse 2]
D I know that I'm angry A I know I'm afraid G D I rarely make love I mostly get laid
[Verse 3]
D I know I'm unhealthy A No doctor would doubt G D A My dreams are all bad and; my hairs falling out
[Chorus]
G Em When you get the blues and; you want to shoot yourself in the head Em It's alright, it's alright G Go ahead G Do the monkey do the pony Em Do the slop do the boogaloo twist Em G Cut your throat, Cut your throat, Cut your wrist
[Middle 8]
D G When you tire of wordly toil D G Shuffle off this mortal coil D G Turn your body back to soil C D It's OK, It's OK
[Chorus]
G When you get hung up Em Hang yourself up by the neck Em G What the hell, what the hell, what the heck D stomp on the moon and spit in the ocean A D razzmatazz and I love you D holy smokes and land negotiation A D you can do anything that you want to do D you can sing four songs
you can dance ten dances
eat twelve candies
A D drink eight beers D break two rules
and take six chances
laugh nine laughs
A D and shed three tears D eat that watermelon
drink that moonshine
A D she's the lady and you're the lord D a mail pouch chew will keep you in line A D drive all over in her grandaddy's ford D small talk big talk hugs and kisses A D strum a little number on the big guitar D if you want to charm the bonnet off your mrs. A D go out and catch a firefly, stick him in a jar A Ooh! take off her clothes
and throw her in the river
A D wash her body and stick it in the sun D give that gal everything you can give her
you can give her the bullets
A D if you can give her the gun