Loudon Wainwright III – I Had A Dream (Guitar)

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I had a dream I don't know what it meant

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But I dreamed Donald Trump was our president

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And there on election night right by his side

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His flunky Chris Christie along for the ride

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But it gets worse just wait there's more

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He made Jeff Sessions Secretary of War

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And just like he promised he built him that wall

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He blew up Cuba and he carpet bombed Montreal

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I had a dream I woke up in a cold sweat

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The Donald was elected in a huge upset

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He made a bad deal with Putin a secret pact with Assad

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Told the Pope where to go I swear to God

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As for the Supreme Court he got to choose

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He filled the vacancy up with Lyin' Ted Cruz

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His face was bright orange and his hair was just weird

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But we were made great again, embarrassed and feared

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I had a dream here's how it went

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I dreamed that the Trumpster was the president

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His little finger on the button, he was doin' his thing

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Our new national anthem was "my ding-a-ling"

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We were bought and sold like in Monopoly

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He had the most hotels in the land of the free

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Locked up the opposition and the demonstrators too

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That would be me and it might be you

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I had a dream I'm not sure what it meant

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When I dreamed Donald Trump was our president

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And it wasn't even close he won it in a landslide

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Our new hot First Lady she was beaming with pride

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If you think that's cool don't fool yourself

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He made Ben Carson Secretary of Health

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And Sarah Palin Secretary of Stealth

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If you think that's scary well just you wait

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He made Newt Gingrich the Secretary of State

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And Rush Limbaugh the Secretary of Hate!!

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Dreams come true and there's prophesy

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And sometimes a nightmare is a reality