Loudon Wainwright III – Heaven (Guitar Solo Tab)

         C          G           C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven

F                      C
Smoking and eating and sex

     F                     C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,

        D7                  G
Will be totally cool in the next

   C               G           C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast

   F                      E7sus4/B   E7
At lunch it's tequila and wine

        F                          C
And the soup served with dinner is made with paint thinner

        D           G           C     G
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh

       C            G          C
Good behaviour will get you to heaven

     F                                C
It's Beulah Land, that's where you're bound

      F                        C
But nobody makes nice up there in paradise

         D7                        G
When you get up there then you get down

        C           G           C
And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven

      F                E7sus4/B   E7
Saint Peter puffs on a cigar

             F                            C
that's right smoking's allowed, it's what makes all those clouds

        D             G          C    G
and you don't have to sit at the bar, Oh

         C           G          C
And they eat all day long up in Heaven

    F                C
And nobody ever gets fat

       F                   C
No not one calorie and the ice cream is free 

         D7                     G
It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat

         C            G       C
And it's just one big orgy in Heaven

    F                 E7sus4/B   E7 
And nobody ever says "no"

         F                              C
And it's front, sideways, back, and you start to lose track

        D               G          C  G
But you don't lose your get up and go, Oh

         C          G           C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven

F                      C
Smoking and eating and sex

     F                     C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,

        D7                  G
Will be totally cool in the next

   C               G           C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast

   F                       E7sus4/B   E7
At lunch it's sambucca and wine

       F                          C
The gazpacho with dinner is made with paint thinner

        D           G           C     G
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh