Loudon Wainwright III – He Said She Said (Guitar)

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She was trying to get him to talk to her

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 While they were doing the deed

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He said "Baby I'm the strong and the silent type"

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 She said "That's not what I need"

C                   E
"Please do not talk softly" she said

 C                   B
 "When carrying your stick"

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He said "Actions can speak louder"

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 She said "It don't do the trick"

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She was all over him in the A.M.

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 He said "Baby you don't understand

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Just about once a night I'm alright

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 But I'm not much of a morning man.

C             E
I'm not quite awake yet

 C             B
 I could use a cup"

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She said "How about a loving spoonful darling?

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 That might get you up"

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The other night she was biting him

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 While they were doing it in the dark

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He said "What are you somekind of vampire baby?"

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 She said "I just love to leave my mark

C             E
Maybe it's a tendency"

 C                   B
 "I hope it's just a phase"

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You can't be too careful people

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 With these diseases these days.

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She was trying to get him to spank her

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 She said "It feels so fine"

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He said "I'm not that kind of man baby

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 That's where I draw the line"

C                               E
Then she said "You can draw the line there

 C                             B
 You can draw a circle, draw a square.

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I don't mind a parallelogram.

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 Just put your pencil there!

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I don't mind a rhomboid

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 Just put your pencil there!"