Loudon Wainwright III – Dilated To Meet You (Guitar)

C
We're wondering when you will arrive

Em
We're wondering what you'll be

Dm                 Am
We're wondering if you'll be a her

G            C
Or if you'll be a he

C
Maybe you'll arrive today

Em
Perhaps tomorrow night

Dm                     Am
We're hoping you won't hurt too much

G               C
And that you'll be all right

C
Life has a few unpleasantries

Em
We may as well confess

Dm                Am
We suppose you'll cry a lot

G               C
And that you'll be a mess

Em
Of this there is no doubt

Dm             Am
You cannot get inside again

G             C
Once you have come out

C
Even though there's trouble

Em
Even though there's fuss

Dm              Am
We really think you'll like it here

G                C
We hope that you like us