Los Campesinos! – We Are All Accelerated Readers (Ukulele)

B5   Am               E
I was sick in my mouth

              Am                F#5
Because of the fear of the scent

      Am        E
Of an ex-girlfriend

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And no more conversations about what Breakfast Club character you'd be

                    Am           F#5
I'd be the one that dies (No one dies)

                    Am      E
Well then what's the point?

                       B5     Am                   E
You should have built a statue, and so I did of you

            Am                             F#5              Am       E
And you were ungrateful and slightly offended at the dimensions of it

                    B5                      Am
You said you looked less like the Venus de Milo

    C#5                        E
And more like your mother in a straightjacket

            Am                       F#5                    Am
I think it's great that you're doing fine now, but enough is enough

             E
And I've had enough

Am
Since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house

E                          Am E
You should have built a wall

E                          Am E
You should have built a wall

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And I'm not Bonnie Tyler, and I'm not Toni Braxton

  Am                F#5              Am
And this song is not gonna save your relationship

E
Oh no, shit

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And this sentimental movie marathon has taught us one thing

        Am           F#5                     E
It's the opposite of true love is as follows:

E
REALITY!

E                          Am E          Am E
You should have built a wall, not a bridge

E                          Am E          Am E
You should have built a wall, not a bridge

     E    F#5         A5       B5       E    F#5      A5    B5
Since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house  x3