Los Campesinos! – Avocado Baby (Guitar)

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INTRO: Single chords: G Em G Em Beat starts: G Em D G Em Riff starts: Em C Em D C D VERSE 1:
           Em                                         G
There's no box to tick for red, so I put down blue instead, cos

     C                                         G
It's closest there's to grey in the categories.

        Em                                           G
And the veins within the whites are a statement of demise,

         C                                        G
Doe Eyes you should stay at home licking batteries.

  Em                                        D
I feel like I'm the host of a terrible game show, and the

C                              G
Guests on today's quiz are celebrities.

         Em                                                 D
Won't respond to any clues, they're just cracking jokes for views,

        C                               C         
But the answers to these questions mean everything.
CHORUS:
G                 Am
I had a friend who, had made a flag day,

Em                       C
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak.

G                      Am
I have known friends to, crack from love's weight,

Em                 C
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break.

Em     D            C                 Em              D            C
Oh, it won't get better, that doesn't mean it's gonna get any worse.

           Em             D            C                  Em              D                C
Your final draft's a life-long love letter, signed to the man who will be driving your hearse.
VERSE 2:
    Em                                      D
Salacia's in the depths, and if I avoid the nests,

         C
Threaten I'll cuckold you Neptune, for definite.

         Em                                              G
Meet between the dog and wolf, with the hoar frost underfoot,

         C     
And I'll show you every fire in Delphinus.
A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy, That's why they call me the avocado, baby. A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy, That's why they call me the avocado, baby.
    Em                                              D
May she who casts the first fist of dirt across the casket

     C
Have mourners lick the mud from her fingernails,

           Em                                       D
'Tween the breadth'a your span, I was a renaissance man,

         C                                  
Books of lies stacked either side, you were my carrell.
CHORUS:
G                 Am
I had a friend who, had made a flag day,

Em                       C
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak.

G                      Am
I have known friends to, crack from love's weight,

Em                 C
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break.

G                 Am
I had a friend who, had made a flag day, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,)

Em                       C
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.)

G                      Am
I have known friends to, crack from love's weight, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,)

Em                 C
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.)

Em     D            C                 Em              D            C
Oh, it won't get better, that doesn't mean it's gonna get any worse.

           Em             D            C                  Em              D                C
Your final draft's a life-long love letter, signed to the man who will be driving your hearse.
BRIDGE: G Em G Em C D G CHORUS:
G                 Am
I had a friend who, had made a flag day, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,)

Em                       C
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.)

G                      Am
I have known friends to, crack from love's weight, (A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,)

Em                 C
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break. (That's why they call me the avocado, baby.)

G                      A
A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,

Em              A            C
That's why they call me the avocado, baby.

G                      Am
A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy,

Em                           C
That's why they call me the avocado, baby.
(Continues, chanted.) OUTRO: C Dm C G E D C G G#m