Los Campesinos! – All Your Kayfabe Friends (Guitar)

B
Word is you slept in a weird position

G#m                                   A
And your back and your shoulders are aching

           B
I say my stomach is chewing its way out from the inside

                   G#m                    D#m
'Cause I've gone three days now without eating

    B                G#m                         A
I died on a cross-trainer, getting in shape for you

    B         G# F#   E                      F#
I fell at the first hurdle, you tell me I always do

      C#m              E           F#   C#m
You asked if I'd be anyone from history

           C#      F#      C#m
Fact or fiction, dead or alive

             E    F#       C#m        C#  D
I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995"

E              B                   E
We're feeling so much more content

               B                E
Knowing where our allegiances lie

             B       F#          E                     B
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I

      B                                 G#m
The time we spent around each others' waists

                                A
The time spent expressing my distaste

         B
With my eyes on a lightbulb

                         F#       E
I choose to keep your birthday present for myself

        F#
Blow candles, your ill health

            E
I'm being paid thirty-five pounds an hour

                 G#           E
As a specialist foot fetish model

                         B
Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them

G#                            F#
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail

C#m                     E F#        C#             B  F#
You think you're the needle that drains the blood donation

         C#     C#m  E    F#   C#                   B
You're just a repetition on an old, worn-out pin cushion

E              B                   E
We're feeling so much more content

               B                E
Knowing where our allegiances lie

             B       F#          E              B
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I

        F#
As the bus pulls away, I stare at the last field

   E                             B
Before we hit the city, that emotional minefield

     F#
I seduced your ex-boyfriend to help you get over him

      E                             B
You found him more attractive, it helped you get over me

E              B                   E
We're feeling so much more content

               B                E
Knowing where our allegiances lie

             B       F#          E              B
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I

         F#
In the shower, I chew the soap bar

 E                      B
From the plastic, the morning after

    F#
I love the look of empathy in your eyes

    E                B
I love the look of lust between your thighs