Local H – Mayonnaise And Malaise (Guitar)

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tabbed by braim that`s the acoustic version played with open chords used chords: A Asus4 D Dsus4 G C E I´m not sure what the last one is:
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A                                      Asus4    D  Dsus4 
Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

G                                       C  ?
The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

A                                     Asus4     D  Dsus4  
Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me

G                                       C   ?
Catatonic face - I`m marking time randomly

                           A ... ends with E
Mayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)

then play this with fast strumming:
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Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door Mayonnaise and malaise to go It`s really something to be twenty-nothing I feel my place is so secure A culture spot that I have got So glad to be unsure we`ve passed our prime in record time I never thought we`d fall so low we`ve come this far to sell your cars I want all my unease to go it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing I feel my place is so secure A culture spot that I have got So glad to be unsure I`ve come to resent what I represent I`d like to smack that smile off your face But for my angst I must say thanks :-D So good to be put in my place Mayonnaise and malaise to go B-) Punk rock car :-)