Local H – Disgruntled Christmas (Guitar)
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Guitar
Ukulele
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If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning
and the chords are just strummed.
A C And it's me, the man with no personality E Burning down your Christmas tree A C Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall E Mistletoe is going to fall A C Taking shots at the caroling crowd E Stupid songs sung way too loud A C E And they're getting dumber all the time F E I really don't see why I should spare your friends F E Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again Dm You say shopping spree C G I say killing spree A C And I can think of Christmas past E Like the Christmas before last A Cousins C Uncles E Aunts A C And I could act like I don't care E That all I get is underwear A C E I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log F E Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow F E Something to burn away the freezing snow Dm If you just let me C G A C E And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down A C E I think Christmas really sucks (x2) F E I really don't see why I should spare your friends F E 'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again Dm You'll be sorry C G A That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus