Lizzy McAlpine – Fuck You For Missing My Birthday (Guitar)

D N.C.
  I've been waiting since ten o'clock

A N.C.
  But you're always late

                     G N.C.
So I shouldn't be surprised at all

           A N.C.
Maybe next time you'll show up to my party

D N.C.
  Too many cars in the driveway

A N.C.
  If you came right now

                             G  N.C.
You wouldn't have a place to park anyway

                A
Maybe next time you'll show up at nine-thirty

Bm                 A
  It's a special occasion

          G#
I thought you knew

G N.C.
Everyone showed up

    A N.C.
But you

D
  Fuck you for missing my birthday

A
  Fuck you for making me cry

G
  Now my makeup's ruined

    A
And I really tried

D
  Fuck you for calling the next day

A
  To ask about last night

    G
And how'd I end up telling ya I puked in the azaleas

    A
And Mike lit the curtains on fire

E
  You're a jerk and you know it

    G
But maybe next time

A N.C.           D
  You'll be on time