Liz Phair – Polyester Bride (Ukulele)

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This is my first tab, even though its not tabs, its chords, but i was suprised that this song wasnt here because knowing these chords is basically just common sense. Have fun:) C G C G F Gx2 (intro)

D      A        G            A
I was talking, not two days ago

D              A            G        A
To a certain bartender i'm lucky to know

D             A             G         A
And i asked henry, my bartending friend

D             A              G       A
If i should bother dating unfamous men

And henry said,

C         G            A
"you're lucky to even know me,

C         G           A
You're lucky to be alive.

C       G              A
You're lucky to be drinking here for free,

                C             G             A
'cause i'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes."

And then he said,

C                    G        F                 G
"do you wanna be a polyester bride?

C                   G                 F         G
Or do you want to hang your head and die?

C                    G          F                G
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?

C               G                   F   G         C         D
Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"

D           A       G            A
And i was sitting, not two days ago

D                          G             A
Feeling lonely, 'cause i'm just feeling low

D           A             G         A
And i asked henry, my bartending friend

D       A                   G           A
Why it is that there are those kind of men

And henry said,

C          G             A
"you're lucky to even know me,

C         G           A
You're lucky to be alive.

C          G          A
You're lucky to be drinking here for free,

C             G                A
'cause i'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes."

And then he said,

C                    G         F        G
"do you wanna be a polyester bride?

C                   G                 F         G
Or do you want to hang your head and die?

C                      G          F               G
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?

C                C                  F     G       C
Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"

F                   C             G                    F
"princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly?

         F  C        G
Because you've got time."

                        F  C        G
He keeps telling me, "you've got time."

But i don't believe him

F     C       G
"you've got time."

                    F
I keep on pushing harder

G                   F       C
I keep on pushing farther away

                            F
But he keeps telling me, "baby",

           G
He says, "baby, yeah

C                     G        F         G
Do you want to be a polyester bride?

C                  G                  F    G
Or do you want to hang your head and die?

C                    G           F                G
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?

C               G                   F     G       C
Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"

C                     G         F
"do you want to be a polyester bride?"

    G        C
Away from here

C                     G          F
"do you want to be a polyester bride?"

    G       C
Away from here

C                        G       F
"do you want to be a polyester bride?"

                     C            G                   F   G         C       
"princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"