Lily Allen – Alfie (Ukulele)

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, oh deary me, 

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My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed, 

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I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three 

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He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC.

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I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea, 

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I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smoky,

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Don't understand how one can watch so much TV, 

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My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

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I only say it 'cause I care, 

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So please, can you stop pulling my hair? 

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Now, now, there's no need to swear 

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Please don't despair, my dear mon frère.

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Ohh Alfie, get up, it's a brand new day

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I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away

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You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid

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Get off your lazy arse, Alfie, please use your brain

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Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray

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I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray

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Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid

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When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

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I only say it 'cause I care, 

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So please, can you stop pulling my hair? 

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Now, now, there's no need to swear 

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Please don't despair, my dear mon frère.

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Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that

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I'm tryna help you out so can you stop being a twat

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It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat

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And look me in the eyes, take off that stupid fitted cap

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I only say it 'cause I care, 

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So please, can you stop pulling my hair? 

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Now, now, there's no need to swear 

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Please don't despair, 

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Please don't despair

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Mon frère