Lemon Demon – Touch-Tone Telephone (Guitar)

A7 Dm   C    F    G Am
I think it's time

        G  C    A7 Dm
For you to know

A7  Dm C  F     G Am
The awful truth

G   C               A7      Dm    A7    Dm  C
The truth about me, and the truth about you

               F                 G
Cause you're a brand new species

Am       G
 Big cat

C            A7
 Space Nazis

Dm A7     Dm    C
   Robert Stack

F           G
 God damn it,

Am          G
 Gonna snap

C             A7
 Leonard Nimoy,

Dm A7      Dm         C
   Call me back (Call me back)

F                  G     Am
 I try to call you every day

               G       C
I'm rehearsing what to say

               A7    Dm   A7    Dm   C   F
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

                  G    Am
I've been working on a unified theory

G    C                       A7   Dm     A7    Dm      C
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

F                    G   Am G
 Cause I'm the right one

C            A7    Dm    A7   Dm  C
 On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

F             G   Am G
 I'm the only one

C          A7 Dm A7 Dm  C
 On your A.M., A.M. radio

F  G
Oh,

Am        G   C   A7 Dm
   I'm crying now

A7 Dm C   F     G Am G
Authentic tears

     C              A7     Dm    A7    Dm
They flow out of me when I think about you

      C          F           G      Am
Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand

      G          C                  A7          Dm   A7        Dm      C
Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this

F   G   Am  G
  Oh My God

  C                 A7 Dm    A7       Dm     C
I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me

F                  G     Am
 I try to call you every day

               G       C
I'm rehearsing what to say

               A7    Dm   A7    Dm   C   F
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

                  G    Am
I've been working on a unified theory

G    C                       A7   Dm     A7    Dm      C
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

F                    G   Am G
 Cause I'm the right one

C            A7    Dm    A7   Dm  C
 On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

F             G   Am G
 I'm the only one

C          A7 Dm A7 Dm  C
 On your A.M., A.M. radio

F              G     Am          G
 Don't hang up yet, I'm not done

C         A7   Dm A7      Dm  C
 I'm an expert,   I'm the one

F        G       Am              G
 The one who was right all along

C             A7      Dm A7   Dm    C
 Better to be laughed at than wrong

F         G   Am           G
 I'm an expert in my field

C     A7  Dm        A7  Dm   C
 UFOlogy, yes, it's all real

F              G Am            G
 Ancient aliens, it's all true

C         A7  Dm    A7   Dm
 I'm an expert just like you

    C    F            G   Am              G
And like you, I'm a genius before my time

C        A7    Dm         A7   Dm    C
 Disbelieving, that's the real crime

F            G       Am          G
 Pretty soon they'll discover me

C             A7 Dm A7 Dm  C
 In the Super-Sargasso Sea

F N.C.                    Am N.C.
  I try to call you every day

           C
What can I say

               A7    Dm   A7    Dm   C   F
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

                  G    Am
I've been working on a unified theory

G    C                       A7   Dm     A7    Dm      C
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

F                    G   Am G
 Cause I'm the right one

C            A7    Dm    A7   Dm  C
 On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone

F             G   Am G
 I'm the only one

C          A7 Dm A7 Dm  C
 On your A.M., A.M. radio