Lemon Demon – The Wiggles Hate Each Other In Real Life (Ukulele)

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If you are a child you've probably seen

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The Wiggles on TV

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And though they appear to be best of friends

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There's so much that you don't see

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Soon as the cameras are off, they don't linger

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Four having cigarette break in the hall

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Scowling, they stare at their shoes and their fingers

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And none of them speaks to the others at all

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This one time on set, Greg stumbles in drunk

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Just like he does every day

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But he lets it slip, he spent all last night

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With Anthony's fiancé

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Silence, then everything suddenly launches

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Into a red-yellow-blue-purple fight

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Taping's postponed because Murray's unconscious

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And Jeff cries himself to sleep later that night