Lemon Demon – The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(3)
Auto-scroll
Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Intro:
Gm A# C Em D# D
Gm A# C Em D# D
Verse 1:
Gm A# C Em D# D Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground Gm A# C Em D# D when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade D# D Gm F7 Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq A# A D D#7 who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue Gm A# C Em D# D And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal, then they both got flattened by the Batmobile Gm A# C Em D# D But before it could make it back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave D# D Gm F7 And took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat A# A D D#7 But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because Optimus Prime came to save the day
Chorus 1:
A# D7 Gm F7 This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny A# D7 Gm F7 Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see A# D7 Em D# And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be Cm D D# F This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Verse 2:
Gm A# C Em D# D Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime Gm A# C Em D# D And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back D# D Gm F7 And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete A# A D D#7 But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Gm A# C Em D# D Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find Gm A# C Em D# D Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist D# D Gm F7 Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault A# A D D#7 Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air, then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
Chorus 2:
A# D7 Gm F7 This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny A# D7 Gm F7 Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see A# D7 Em D# And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be Cm D D# F This is the Ultimate Showdown.....
Bridge:
A# F Gm F# Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris D# F F# G# Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones A# F Gm F# Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne D# F F# G# But Chuck saw through his clever disguise, and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Verse 3:
Gm A# C Em D# D Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Gm A# C Em D# D Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie D# D Gm F7 Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger A# A D D#7 Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan Gm A# C Em D# D All came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass Gm A# C Em D# D It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe D# D Gm F7 The fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually A# A D D#7 The champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
Chorus 3/Outro:
A# D7 Gm F7 This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny A# D7 Gm F7 Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see A# D7 Em D# And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be Cm D D# F This is the Ultimate Showdown.... Cm D D# F This is the Ultimate Showdown.... Cm D D# F This is the Ultimate Showdown..........of Ultimate Destiny
(end)