Lemon Demon – One Weird Tip (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
Eb                    Gm
I'm offering to you a business proposal

       G5                                 A5
My new weight loss methods are at your disposal

    B5                     A5      D5
For pennies a day get your college diploma

    A5                     B5
And miracle pills found to cure melanoma

   Eb                   Gm
So tell me if you are a small business owner

   Eb                      Gm
Because I am offering free ink and toner

     Eb                Gm
I've got Oxycodone without a prescription

    Eb                   Gm
And replica watches with custom inscriptions
[Pre-Chorus]
   Dm                  Gm
My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely

    Dm                     Gm
For one hundred dollars in USD only

    Dm                   Gm
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis

    Dm              Gm
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace

  Eb                     Gm
I need you to save me, I have too much money

    Eb                      Gm
The government hates me but I know you love me

    Eb            Gm           Eb         Gm
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian

       Eb         Gm         Eb               Gm
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to
[Chorus]
Eb                            Gm
One weird tip discovered by a mom

Gm
A weird old tip discovered by a mom

    Bb
And you can own YourName.Com

    Cm
And you can own YourName.Com

    Eb
And you can own YourName.Net

     Gm
With all the action you are gonna get

     Bb
With self-help talks on CD-ROM

    Cm
And one weird tip discovered by a mom
[Verse 2]
Ab5                   G5
Jessica Landon tagged you in a photo

    E5                    Am           Dm
And Danny Malone shared a link on your timeline

             Bbm       Dbm
And Benjamin Keaton is following you

         Gbm                              Gm
And your dad commented on a photo you're tagged in

Gm
And Christopher Washington wants to be friends

Gm
And Michelle Attenborough suggested you like Attenborough Productions

Gm
And Lillian Barry invited you to a performance of Tommy
[Pre-Chorus]
   Dm                  Gm
My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely

    Dm                     Gm
For one hundred dollars in USD only

    Dm                   Gm
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis

    Dm              Gm
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace

  Eb                     Gm
I need you to save me, I have too much money

    Eb                       Gm
The government hates me, but I know you love me

    Eb            Gm           Eb         Gm
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian
N.C. (It's simple, it's safe, it's a fool-proof system) [Chorus]
Eb                            Gm
One weird tip discovered by a mom

Gm
A weird old tip discovered by a mom

    Bb
And you can own YourName.Com

    Cm
And you can own YourName.Com

    Eb
And you can own YourName.Net

     Gm
With all the action you are gonna get

     Bb
With self-help talks on CD-ROM

    Cm
And one weird tip discovered by a mom
[Outro]
   Dm        Gm        Dm            Gm
My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely (One weird trick)

    Dm          Gm         Dm  Gm
For one-hundred dollars in USD only (Discovered by a mom)

    Dm       Gm          Dm       Gm
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis (A weird old tip)

    Dm      Gm      Dm          Gm
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace (Discovered by a mom)

  Eb          Gm         Eb            Gm
I need you to save me, I have too much money

    Eb         Gm           Eb         Gm
The government hates me but I know you love me (And you can own)

    Eb           Gm            Eb         Gm
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (YourName.Com)

       Eb         Gm         Eb                Gm
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen (And you can own)

   F       Gm          F             Gm
My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely (YourName.Com)

    F           Gm         F   Gm
For one-hundred dollars in USD only (And you can own)

    F        Gm          F        Gm
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis (YourName.Net)

    Bb      Gm      Bb          Gm
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace

  Bb          Gm         Bb            Gm
I need you to save me, I have too much money (With all the action)

    Bb         Gm            Bb         Gm
The government hates me, but I know you love me (You are gonna get)

    Bb            Gm           Bb         Gm
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (With self-help talks)

       Bb         Gm         Bb               Gm
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen (On CD-ROM)

   Dm      Gm          F             Gm
My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely (And one weird trick)

    Dm          Gm         F   Gm
For one-hundred dollars in USD only (Discovered by a mom)

    Dm       Gm           F       Gm
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis

    Dm      Gm       F          Gm
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace (One weird trick)

  Eb          Gm         Bb            Gm
I need you to save me, I have too much money (Discovered by a mom)

    Eb         Gm           Bb         Gm
The government hates me but I know you love me (One weird trick)

    Eb            Gm           Bb         Gm
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (Discovered by a mom)

       Eb         Gm        Eb
You're all I have left and I- (One-)
[Instrumental] Eb Gm Bb Eb Gm Bb Cm