Lemon Demon – Musical Chairs (Ukulele)

    Am             C
You walk around in circles,

  F              C
I walk around in squares.

  G              Em            Am
Another round of musical chairs.

          C             F7              C
And maybe no one really cares about the way we walk.

    G                 Em
The record stores are out of stock,

    F              G               C   G
and all we want is bloody rock and roll.

    Ab              Bb             C   G  Ab  Bb
And clearly this is not the way to go.

  Am            C
I saw it in the mirror,

    F                 C
The ghost of Chairman Mao.

   G           Em             Am
He had 3 money symbols on his brow,

            C                 F7
And he will show the children how

                     C
To wear their cowboy boots,

G               Em
Bowler hats and prison suits,

    F                G                    C   G
And watch while Neil Armstrong shoots the moon.

    Ab               Bb           C     G  Ab  Bb
But he's never gonna get there by balloon. 

  Am                     C
I thought you weren't allowed here,

  F                         C
I thought they crossed your name,

     G                 Em             Am
And that would be your only claim to fame.

           C         F7
Well, it's a big fat crying shame

            C
The way you lost your touch,

    G                 Em
The soapbox weighed a bit too much,

     F               G                 C    G
And all this talking feels like such a waste.

    Ab                     Bb                 C   G  Ab Bb
And now you've crossed the boundaries of good taste.

     A7          D7          E7      Am
Your only option now's to be replaced.