Lemon Demon – Holy Bison Beaks (Guitar)

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I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com. _____________________

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well, I thought I’d write a little song

so I wrote a little song then I tried to write some lyrics but I didn’t last too long so I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff and I decided to keep on singing ‘til I had had enough, but then I realized

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this song needs a hook

an ironic little self refrential

B
catchy freakin’ hook

     D
so I made the chorus

all about how

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this song needs a hook

an ironic little

                B
self refrential hook

      D
and a guitar solo 

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[bad guitar solo]

-- Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this…… ok.

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[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

-- Ugh, stop that. All right, uh… Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. OK? OK? Anyone? Hello? Fine. (music starts)

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Oh.

C#m           F#m
baby, tell me why

            E                A
why do they call it a bridge anyhow?

           C#m
you cannot walk on it

                  F#m
it doesn’t have a guard rail

           Bm7            F#7
it doesn’t even hold many cows

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this song is sort of caving in on itself

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and so it’s going to end right now

      B D F#
right now