Lemon Demon – Haircut (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
B7
[Part 1]
Em You ought to get your hair cut, it's getting awfully hippy-like A7 The barber closes soon, you better make it zippy D C Like a cheetah sporting some Adidas so you G C D G C Am D Run from here to there, as the wind blows through your hair C Cmaj7 Suddenly you stop G Am Perhaps you like your mop D B Now we gotta know, do you chop it off [go to 2.1] Em G A B7 Or do you scoff and let it grow? [go to 2.2]
[Part 2.1]
Em You run into the store, and meet with Mr Barber A7 As he starts to cut your hair, the fellow seems to harbour D C An improper eagerness to chop your ears off G C D G C Am D Suddenly those dull, dull scissors jam into your skull C Cmaj7 The man says oopsie-daisy G Am Sometimes my hands go crazy D Blood begins to spout B Do you go to the hospital [go to 3.1] Em G A B7 Or try to pull the scissors out? [go to 3.2]
[Part 2.2]
Em You stick it to the man that, don't cut your hair don't even shave A7 For you are now a hippie! You find yourself a sign to wave D C And protest fighting for the oppressed people G C D G C Am D Animals and trees, but the system disagrees! C Cmaj7 Violence is transpiring G Am Cops are open firing D Riots all around B Do you run away [go to 3.3] Em G A B7 Or do you stay and hold your ground? [go to 3.4]
[Part 3.1]
Em You run right out the door, and over to the hospital A7 Into the waiting room, which looks just like a moshpit D C Full of bleeders flipping through a readers' digest G C D G C Am D You queue up in line, behind some guy who broke his spine C Cmaj7 Later in the story G Am Your doctor is Hugh Laurie D Well you gotta laugh B Should he fix your head [go to 4.1] Em G A B7 Or should you get his autograph? [go to 4.2]
[Part 3.2]
Em You firmly yank the scissors, they're stuck no matter how you strain A7 But now you're feeling tingly, it seems their pressence in your brain D C Releases your telekinesis powers G C D G C Am D If you so desire objects float or catch on fire C Cmaj7 This psychic potential G Am Could prove consequential D Eh, well what the hell. B Now you wonder should Em You use your powers for good [go to 4.3] G A B7 Or for evil? [go to 4.4]
[Part 3.3]
Em You shriek and run away, like a little pansy A7 And you move into the woods, to live like a chimpanzee D C Back to nature but you find you hate your neighbours G C D G C Am D Mostly its the bears, can't they mind their own affairs? C Cmaj7 They've got you surrounded G Am Now you're quite confounded D What is this about? B Do you try to fight [go to 4.5] Em G A B7 Or just politely talk things out? [go to 4.6]
[Part 3.4]
Em You make it through the riots, the public wants your story told A7 So you write a book, the sales come in low and behold D C It's caught on earning you a spot on Oprah G C D G C Am D She just smiles and winks. Looks like she's had several drinks... C Cmaj7 Half way through the show G Am Oprah lets you know D She must have you now B Do you slap her in the face [go to 4.7] Em G A B7 Or do you bow chickachicka wow wow? [go to 4.8]
[Part 4.1]
Em A7 Hugh Laurie starts to scream, "we have to operate!" D C He calls upon his team, there's no time to sedate G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D With his charming smirk, he begins to go to work C Cmaj7 But there's one forgotten factor: G Am Hugh Laurie's just an actor D Turns out he's insane B Thanks to him you're dead Em G Asus Cmaj7 G He opened up your head and then he ran off with your brain
Yeah?!
[Part 4.2]
Em A7 "Would you be so kind?" You timidly request D C "If you wouldn't mind to autograph your breast." G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D Laurie signs with grace, then he draws a happy face C Cmaj7 Quickly with no delay G Am You put it up on ebay D But to no success B Your auction gets removed Em G Asus Cmaj7 G Ebay says that you violated their terms of service
Oh no.
[Part 4.3]
Em A7 You spend all your time, even Friday nights D C Beating up on crime, wearing spandex tights G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D Now everyone's a fan, of the psychic scissor man C Cmaj7 Now you're making millions G Am Defeating supervillains D But beneath the fame B And beneath the cape Em G Asus Cmaj7 G There is no escaping from your se - cret shame
Shame
[Part 4.4]
Em A7 Quickly you embark, on a trail of hate D C Creeping in the dark, twisting mankind's fate G C Am C D Now the whole world's in your palms G C Am G Am C D Activate the atom bombs C Cmaj7 Several seconds after G Am D You erupt in laughter, quite maniacally B Em G Asus Cmaj7 G Ha haha haha ha haha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee
[Part 4.5]
Em A7 You're prepared to fight. The wretched beasts attack D C They bear their teeth and bite, but you bite them back G C Am C D Soon you've killed them all. G C Am G Am C D All but one who's much too small C Cmaj7 And since you're not a brute G Am And since that cub's so cute D You adopt him as a son B Then that bear and you Em G Asus Cmaj7 G Realise a new adventure's just begun
Yeah!
[Part 4.6]
Em A7 So you ask them why we can't just get along D C And the bears reply "You've got us all wrong" G C Am C D G C Am G Am C D "We come from up there! From a place called Planet Bear" C Cmaj7 On their ship they take you G Am D To their home and make you King of all the bears B Em And that seals the deal, proving God is real G Asus Cmaj7 G And that he listened to your prayer
Amen
[Part 4.7]
Em A7 You slap Oprah's face, at once her loyal staff D Start spraying you with Mace C And Oprah starts to laugh G C Am C D As the audience G C Am G Am C D Overtakes you in defence C Cmaj7 Of their lovely hostess G Am Now your ass is toast yes D Sorry my dear friend B Guess you're gonna die Em G Asus Cmaj7 G You better say goodbye because this is the end
You suck
[Part 8]
Em A7 You and Oprah kiss, the audience goes wild D C Voyeuristic bliss, suddenly you're piled G C Am C D On the studio floor G C Am G Am C D Now it starts to get hardcore C Cmaj7 On live television G Am Passionate collision D B Evidential love, genuine romance Em G Asus Cmaj7 G Maybe there's a chance that you and Oprah are in love