Lemon Demon – Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness (Guitar)

      A      G    A         G
Gonna dig up Alec Guinness.

      Bm      G      A  G
Gonna harvest Obi-Wan.

      A       G    A       G           Bm    G      F#m
Gonna put his body on display with his Jedi costume on.

      A       G      A         G
Gonna go down to the highway.

      Bm    G            A  G
Gonna build myself a sign.

      A         G  A         G         Bm        G        F#m
Gonna advertise to everyone, tell ‘em where to form the line.

      F                A    G     A
Gonna build him some bionic robot limbs.

      F           A      G         A
Gonna code an electronic voice for him.

            F                                   G
So when the people come to glance him, he’ll be singing songs and dancin’.

    C G F  G   A G A
All right, all right.

      A      G    A         G
Gonna dig up Alec Guinness.

      Bm        G            A  G
Gonna raise him from the dead.

      A           G        A          G   Bm          G     F#m
Gonna charge some nerds to swat their toy Lightsabers at his head.

      A        G             A   G
Gonna pull out all the stops now.

      Bm       G         A  G
Gonna do this, no remorse.

      A         G       A          G         Bm         G         F#m
Gonna show them all the meaning of “a great disturbance in the Force.”

      F                A    G     A
Gonna raise him up on wires above the land.

      F           A      G         A
Gonna have him launch some fireworks from his hands.

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And if police come knockin’ at my door, he’ll say “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”

A                   C                      F7
I just got a letter saying that I better desist.

A
Some legal mucus…

C                       F7
Seems that Mr. Lucas is pissed

                     A         C
Whatever happened to fair use?

    F     Dm
You know?

                     A
Whatever happened to free speech?

C          F   Dm
Where’d it go?

                  A        C      F
I’m only using my First Amendment right…

           Dm       A        C     F
You know I won’t go down without a fight.

      A      G    A        G
Gonna dig up Alec Guinness.

     Bm          G        A     G
If I can’t, then that’s a shame.

        A      G    F#m
I could dig up Alec Baldwin,

       F*        E*      A*
But it wouldn’t be the same.