Lemon Demon – Ebaums World Dot Com (Ukulele)

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Once upon time

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on the Internet there was a guy

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a very deepy flawed man

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they called him Eric Bauman

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he was a total asshole

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and nobody knows why

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he traveled all around

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on the pulse of each phenomenon

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from Something Awful on to Fark

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with his trusty watermark

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he stole and stuck it all upon

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Ebaumsworld.com

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it wasn't fair

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to those from whom he stole

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but did he care?

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no not one bit

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and then he had the nads

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to sell some ads

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what a piece of shit

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oh, Eric

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Eric's quite a slut

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other people's work has made him rich

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he hired some male prostitutes

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dressed them up three-piece suits

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his faithful team of lawyers

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made the Internet his bitch

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'til Lowtax came along

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punched him in the face and banged his mom

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and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,

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had his dumb website erased

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well, sadly that's a lie,

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there's still an Ebaumsworld.com

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but if we all join hands

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and sing this song

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then our call will reach the sky

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and maybe Zeus and Thor

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will smite that whore

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I think it's worth a try

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Ebaumsworld is going down

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we gotta rise up from the underground

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and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two

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bout how stealing simply isn't cool

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so right now we're making that our mission

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and if that bastard doesn't listen

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we'll get sick of being lawful

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and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"