Lemon Demon – Degrassi (Guitar)

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Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi

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And the children in attendance were all fat and sassy

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Except for one little boy, and his name was Rick

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People pushed him around until he turned into a prick

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And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun

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To Degrassi, to have himself a little bit of fun

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And bang, shot Jimmy, and pointed it at Emma

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With Sean in the way, oh, what a big dilemma

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But then Rick died, and everything was fine

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Except Ashley's kinda freakin' out cause Craig lost his mind

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And proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes

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But Ashley refused, and what a big surprise

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When he cried like a baby, and went back to his hotel

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And fucked up the room, and stuck Joey with the bill

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Then he went to a wedding, and acted like a whore

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Then he kicked Joey's ass, and then he cried a little more

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Hey, remember back when Manny and JT were going out?

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And JT was doing good, but then began to doubt

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That his little stack of dimes could measure up to Craig's

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When he saw it in the locker room between Craig's legs

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So in order to get him out of his romantic slump

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Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump

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But Manny found out, and to make matters worse

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It turned out that Mr. Raditch used it first

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Well Paige got raped, and Marco is gay

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Spinner gets boners and farts all day

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Toby is a dork, and Liberty is too

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Snake's got cancer up the wazoo

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Sean's on his own, and Ellie likes to cut

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Alex is a bitch, and Manny is a slut

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Emma's kinda whiny, and Terri got hit

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Hazel doesn't ever seem to do jack shit

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Degrassi is my favorite thing

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When the theme song plays I always have to sing

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I hope that it never goes off the air

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I'd even miss Spinner's hair