Lemon Demon – Cryptosanta (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
Bbm7 Cm7 Dm7 Em7 x4
[Part 1]
Db Cm Eb Classified project, moving light Db Cm Eb Privately funded silent night Db Cm Eb North pole station satellite Db G Db Eb Ab Db Red and white laser beams are focusing Db Eb Ab Db Converging on a tyrant king
[Bridge 1]
Db New dimensions! Db Full of presents! Dm For the children! Dm In the trillions!
[Part 2]
Em D With a little bit of brains Cm Bm Maybe we can do away with the lack of candy canes Bbm Make Christmas every day Ab Ebm Through scientific enterprise, maybe we can open eyes Db Fm Em We can revolutionize the way we move merchandise
(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
Gm Cm No more naughty, no more nice Ab Bbm Just a present and a price
(As seen on TV, as seen on TV, as seen on TV)
Abm Gbm It's a pillow, it's a pet Dbm Bbm It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet
[Part 3]
Cm Oh god. Something went wrong. C Em I can't let you see me like this. Bbm I walked through the path of the beam. Cm7 Bbm Em Bbm At first I thought I was okay, but overnight my hair turned white. Cm I've been gaining weight... Dm Em Involuntary spasms, like a bowl full of jelly... Bbm Outbursts of laughter... Cm Dm We must not tell the shareholders. Em That would be bad.
[Part 4]
Fm Eb Fm Whoa, something to do with DNA Db Cm Eb Something to do with gamma rays Bbm Ab Eb G White flowing beard won't go away, go away Db Eb Ab Db Laser beams from outer space Ab Eb Ab Db Converging on my mutant face
[Bridge 2]
Db New dimensions! Db Now I'm presents! Dm Like Pandora! Dm Oh the horror!
[Part 5]
Fm Bb Eb Ab Body horror, tendons snapping Db Gbm B7 C Ribbons and wrapping, stocking stuffing F Bb Eb Ab Skin is sloughing, bones are bowing Db Gbm Something is growing B E C Fm Something, ohh!
[Coda]
Bb Eb Ab Db Ahhhhhhhhhh Gb B Ohhh E C Merry Christmas!