Lemon Demon – Boat (Guitar Live)

C           Cm                  F                  C
Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine

            Am                 Em             F           G#
There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine

C               Cm                F                          C
I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of his head

                 Am                  Em                     F              G#
They still don't know I'm making the noise, they think it's Teddy's spirit instead

Am                                 F#
Here we go, oh, whoa, top layer of cheese (Oh no)

                F                 E
Big hornets and bees speaking Japanese (Ooh, ooh ooh ooh)

       C         B     E
I'm on fire, I'm on a grenade

      Am              E               F
Going faster than the Christmas Day parade

          E             Am
Without a doubt, and by far

    Dm       G        Am   E        F
The greatest way to travel ain't by car

       E                  Am
A E, I owe you sometimes, why? (Why not?)

    Dm            G                 C
Why not? You know me, I like to disagree

C           Cm               F                      C
Once upon a time in Morocco, aliens came out of the sky

               Am               Em                    F                  G#
They said they wanted chocolate coins, they would not tell the president why

       C                  Cm                    F                    C
People gathered what they could and they put it all inside the alien craft

           Am                 Em              F                    G#
But it was not enough for the aliens, so they killed everybody and laughed

Am
Spring water, natural flavors

F#
Pyridoxine hydrochloride

F                                         E
Citric acid, malic acid, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate

G      C         B        E
I'm on fire, I'm on a big train

      Am          E                 F
Going faster than Stephen Hawking's brain

            E         Am
There is no way I can win

  Dm         G      Am        E    F
I won't give up and that's my only sin

       E                  Am
A E, I owe you sometimes, why?

    Dm            D#  Dm
Why not? You know why

G        C
You know why

            C             Cm
So row your boat down the stream

         F       C
You know life is but a dream

        Am              Em
You may sense a running theme

         F             G#       C
But it's never what it seems to seem to be

        Cm        F                C
Or it's not, it's exactly what you thought

       Am           Em
But by then you had forgotten

    F               G#             Am
The reason you were on that stupid yacht

F#        Am          F#
Oh no no, ooh ooh ooh ooh (ooh)

Am F# A F#
Ooh, ssshhh...