Lagwagon – Razor Burn (Guitar)

E
  She broke up with me

     B
  Two days later...

E                            A
  I think she met Don Juan in Italy

E                   B
  She has a new man

               E   A     B
  I have a new mustache

      E                                B
  Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man

      E                               A
  And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter

  E
  To walk the earth alone

  B                 E     A    B
  I'll never shave again

E                       F#
  On the night she left me

  A                   B
  Facial hair grew miraculously

    E                      F#
  I dressed in black like Johnny Cash

      A                  B
  And grew this beard of shame

       E                                  B
  I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn

          E                       A
  And some times i'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons

  E                     B            E  A   B
  Look like a wise man, but I'm an idiot

E
  It's over

B
  She left me

E               A
  And she will soon forget me

E
  She found out I was lame

B                    E   A   B
  I grew a beard of shame

  E           B
  Come all ye faithful

  E             A
  Joyful and triumphant

  E              B
  I am a new man

                 E   A    E   A   E
  I have a beard of shame