Kris Kristofferson – The Junkie And The Juicehead Minus Me (Guitar)

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I was stumble bummin' down them neon Music City sidewalks

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With a junkie and a juicehead who had problems of their own

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Stuck with luck that kept me standin' just a step away from starvin'

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And some talent that I swore I'd show before I'd go back home

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80 days out of the army, makin' neither love nor money

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And my only set of clothes was gettin' closer to the bone

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Then the junkie placed an order with the prophet on the corner

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While he told us of the soul that he'd been sellin' for a song

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He said my fortune was my future but I let it slip away

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Slowly smokin' myself broke on 80 cigarettes a day

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Findin' out that crime ain't all there is that doesn't pay

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And writin' songs for no one but myself, and the juicehead who said

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If I can read my fortune, in the bottom of a glass

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Then I can see it's time for me to make my last request

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Will you fill my grave with whiskey when I'm laid away to rest

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So the boys can say I drank my way to hell

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Well, I drank the whole thing over, put 1 and 2 together

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And it added up to more of what I didn't wanna be

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I ain't blamin' Music City but it's only gonna see me

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One more work day and a wake up and the time it takes to leave

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'Cause I got a dirty picture of what could've been my future

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In a prophet pushin' daydreams on the corner for a fee

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And a wino lookin' lonely at a bottle gettin' empty

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And a hungry lookin' junkie huntin' tea and sympathy

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And I bet that junkie's laughin' at the life he threw away

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While he's smokin' himself broke on 80 cigarettes a day

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Pleadin' down the prophet to a price that he can pay

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And writin' words that no one's gonna see, but the juicehead who said

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Every empty bottle is his private crystal ball

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Where he stares into the future findin' nothin' there at all

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Which is all I'll miss tomorrow when them neon shadows fall

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On a junkie and a juicehead minus me