Kris Kristofferson – Eddie The Eunuch (Guitar)

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Nasty as an old man?s nose

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Makin' believin? he was evil

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Struttin? in his mama?s clothes

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You know that Eddie had a bad connection, baby

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Never had a chance to ball

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Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby

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Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now

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Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic

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Suckin' like a super star

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Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time

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Eddie what a thing you are, ooh

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You know that Eddie makes a damn good livin?, baby

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Puttin' other people down

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Eddie couldn?t ever forgive them baby

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?Cause he wasn?t Jackson Browne, no but

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He's a climber

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All the way down to the gutter

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Probably stomp on his mother, yeah

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He ain't got no shame, boys

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But there's more to the game

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Like who to bless and who to blame, boys