Koe Wetzel – Post-Sellout (Guitar)

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There was a man

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He had a chicken farm

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He did it right and he knew it was right

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Where the money would flow in

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His grandaddy told him when he was a young boy

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He said son you're gonna die on this chicken farm

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So you better get used to shoveling manures and

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One day he went home

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And his wife was sucking some dick

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From one of his homeboys

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And he said why'd you do it to me

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She just cried and he let his homeboy just leave

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And so they fucked for a second

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And finally they quieted

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She cooked up some fried chicken

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And they started moving silent

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Through the kitchen to some old song

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They didn't know what was wrong

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Until the children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you doing

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And they said nothing we're just boot scootin'

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Around the kitchen at nine

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O'clock in the night

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The next morning he said baby, don't worry

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I gotta go to work but it's not in a hurry

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I can got time for, to love on you

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But I gotta question for you

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Did he stick his finger in your ass?

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Like you like it, like you let me do

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I can't handle it if you let him stick his finger in it

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I won't have it no way in hell

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I'll shoot him in the face and go straight to jail

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But I got some chickens that need feedin'

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Cows at home they need to be grazin'

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But they won't do it without me, no

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While my fucking wife is a whore

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Why do you like to suck mean dick every goddamn night

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I wish you weren't such a whore

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But I kinda like it because it makes me horny

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Baby, please come back to me

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Is your mom available?