Kimya Dawson – Will You Be Me (Guitar)

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I wonder if you've ever seen

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The way the man in the lookout house looks at me

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Before he takes out his teeth and asks me to sign the wall

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And I sign his wall with a heel of bread

          Em
Dipped in green listerine

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And then I kiss him on the head

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And leave through the door in the floor

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As he starts to fall down dead

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I've got a pocket full of quarters and I'm headed for the woods

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I'm gonna play miss pac man in a puddle of mud

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I'm not gonna lose my shoes unless I start to cry

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And the man in the moon said I'm not left-handed

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And he did a swan dive to the promised land

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While you were lost in my Bob Hope diamond eyes

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There's scary topiary to the left of the pool

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The trail to the right goes back to middle school

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I'm trying to read what the flashing red letters say

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They say lowest common destiny and so I run away

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Cause I can't make the grade when I'm on display

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Here comes the man with the laminated plan

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For the Vince McMahon expressway

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Will you be me? will you be me?

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Wear my clothes, drink my coffee,

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Write my mommy, do my homework,

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Feed my babies, fight my crazies

G
Will you be me? will you be me?

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Wear my clothes, drink my coffee,

Em              C
Write my mommy, do my homework,

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Feed my babies, fight my crazies

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My cat came back to life, turned into a skunk

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Kissed my dog and he got drunk

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When I tried to pet her she turned into a beam of light

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Pam and Susie were there I said I miss you

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But they didn't hear me

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The ground started bouncing so I jumped up trying

   Em
To feel like an angel flying

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Watch out for the power lines

C
Unless you wanna die