Kimya Dawson – Miami Advice (Guitar)

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I was feeling master blasted lost my id my anti-entity

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And just because it's real to you it isn't not pretend to me.

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And did you know my L'bro taught me positively everything

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I never didn't know about double negativity.

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Have you been unfollowed for misogynistic dickiness

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Sitting home alone in a pool of your own stickiness.

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Jerking off to your own tweets iPhone on the shitter

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While you insult everybody else for what they write on twitter.

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My delivery is speedy, can you mc'feel me?

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  Banana midriff, so appealing.

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Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling

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The foundation is much uglier than what it is concealing.

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My delivery is speedy, can you mc'feel me?

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  Banana midriff, so appealing.

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Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling

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The foundation is much uglier than what it is concealing.

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Here's a little bit of Miami advice

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For when your hand is down your pants and there's a gun between your eyes.

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And she cocks it the minute you cream your jeans

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You say "Baby do you wanna ride my sound machine?"

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She'll say "No" but she'll laugh and drop the gun I think

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And say "Do you wanna hear the story behind my new ink?"

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And she'll say "Hey little man why can't you see there is no spark

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Take off your socks, put on your shoes, go get eaten by a shark"

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If I don't set aside time for writing songs I go insane

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The stuff that's left unsaid just turns to static in my brain.

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It's hard to get things done when my head is full of craziness

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It's when I am the busiest that I seem the laziest.

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I'm sending off my monkeys on the backs of the pink elephants

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So it doesn't matter if my lyrics are irrelevant.

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Tossing out my thoughts like handfuls of confetti.

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I had a little strummy strum, I feel better already.

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My delivery is speedy, can you mc'feel me?

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  Banana midriff, so appealing.

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Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling

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The foundation is much uglier than what it is concealing.

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My delivery is speedy, can you mc'feel me?

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  Banana midriff, so appealing.

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Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling

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The foundation is much uglier than what it is concealing.

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I was feeling overrated, I was feeling under smarted

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When you looked me in the eyes and then it smelled like someone farted

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Was it man or was it beast or was it just my upper lip

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Was it an Olympia hippie or a New York City hipster?

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What's the difference? As we all try hard to make this world better

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If it's thrift or if it's vintage, it is still your grandpa's sweater.

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Either way three cheers for you 'cause it's better to reuse

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Than to support the corporations buying crap they mass produce.

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   You think, you think, you think, you think I'm preaching to the choir

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But I am not, I'm not, I'm singing with the choir

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We are all birds, birds of a different feather,

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We each sing the way we sing and we are all in this together.

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We are all in this together

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We are all in this together

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We are all in this together.