Kimya Dawson – Hadlock Padlock (Ukulele Live)

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I ran into matlock at hadlock padlock

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I said have you seen my love?

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He said he was over on elkins road

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Face down in a puddle of blood

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Then I ran into Blair Warner

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At the Chevron at four corners

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I said did you see him die?

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She said that was just a rumor

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Super duper small town trumor

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He was shipped off

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To treatment last night

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What goes around don't come around not in this town

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Seven walls go up for every one wall that comes down

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And the old ladies pray they'll be young again someday

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Do your job you dirty slob or nobody gets paid

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She was standing on the dock trying to hit the moon with rocks

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Along came a man with his cock in his hand

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He said what do you think? She said I think you stink

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Then she spit in his eye, said bye-bye, and pushed him in the drink

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Then she went to the pay shower and pumped quarters for an hour

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Even though she made it, she still felt violated

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Wrapped the soap-on-a-rope around her throat

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Said dear god I really hope, you'll let me into heaven 'cause I'm only eleven and I've got nowhere to go

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What goes around don't come around not in this town

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A subway sandwich shop goes up and the roller rink closed down

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And the kids all pray that they'll either get away

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Or get a job like Chad in dad's meth lab and become rich one day

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Little David was learning to skate, he practiced every single day

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Kept falling and falling but he finally learned to ollie

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He wondered who he'd tell, thought he would tell Mel

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But Mel and all his other friends were in the county jail

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Which is where I sent the letter that said things are gonna get better

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He said you've got it all wrong, why'd you write this stupid song?

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I said 'cause you're in my head, even if you want me dead

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Just because I said exactly what I meant doesn't mean I meant what I said

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What goes around don't come around not in this town

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You don't need karmic retribution if you've got good ammunition

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And mama always prayed that someday she'd get laid

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By some dumb fuck with a pickup truck and really good cocaine

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Could you please do me a favor when you go to penny saver

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Get a half-rack of lucky for the girls

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Two roast beef mighty bites, a pack of old gold lights

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And meet us at the end of the world

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I'll be standing on the cliff with the sunset in my eyes

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I'll be too insignificant to feel the need to lie

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I wonder if this climbing that you city people do

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Ever leads you to a place with such a pretty view

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What if what goes around is just a naked crying clown

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And the clouds split down the middle and a mighty hand comes down

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And we think that we are saved but the hand is made of clay

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And my tears make messy make up streaks all over my face

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What goes around don't come around not in this town

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Seven walls go up for every one wall that comes down

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And the old ladies pray they'll be young again someday

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Do your job you dirty slob or nobody gets paid

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Nobody gets laid

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Nobody gets saved

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Do your job you dirty slob or nobody gets paid