Kimya Dawson – Alphabutt (Ukulele)

G
a is for apple

C
b is for butt

G
c is for cat butt

D
d is for dodo

G
e is for elephant dodo

C
f is for fart

G
g is for gorilla fart

D
h is for huge gorilla fart

G
i is for eyeball

C
j is for jammies

G
k is for kid fart

D
l is loud and long farts

G
m is for monkey butt

C
n is for saying night night

G
to Neko at nap time

D
o is for oh

G
p is for panda

C
peeing and pooping

G
in her potty

D
while papa plays peek-a-boo

G
q is for Queburt

C
r is for robotic

G
monkeys that are going

D
to take over the world

G
s is for stinky

C
t is for turd

G
u is uh-oh

D
v is for flying v

G
w is for we we

C
xexactamondo

G
y is for yucky

D
yummy and you

G
and z is

C
for farts

G
that smell

D
like the zoo