Kesha – Fuck Fake Hippies (Ukulele)

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everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes

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and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz

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and i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street

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and everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby

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fuck fake hippies.

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fuck fake hippies.

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fuck fake hippies.

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you kinda smell like shit.

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because real hippies,

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they don't wear zubie

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they don't have blackberries,

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so fuck fake hippies.

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you don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans

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and i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands

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cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans.

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and i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings

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fuck fake hippies.

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fuck fake hippies.

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fuck fake hippies.

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you kinda smell like shit.

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because real hippies,

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they don't wear zubie

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they don't have blackberries,

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so fuck fake hippies.

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so fuck fake hippies.

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fuck you fake hippie

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you stupid hippie.

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you shitty ass hippie,

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you kinda smell like shit.

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and i guess i mean that literally

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shit stains in your zubie jeans

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text message in that blackberry

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you stupid fucking fake hippie.

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fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

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oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew.

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fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew.

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suck my dick, ew ew ew ew.

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we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

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we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

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we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

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we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.