Kacey Musgraves – Pageant Material (Ukulele)

        B                     
There's certain things you're s'posed to know

                                       C#m
When you're a girl who grows up in the south

  B
I try to use my common sense,

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But my foot always ends up in my mouth

       E
And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town

          D#m
I'd fall down

            E              F#
And my mama cried when she realized

        B
I ain't pageant material

           G#m
I'm always higher than my hair

                                          E
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace

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But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage

         B 
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial

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Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't

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I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't

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When they're called out as a runner up on TV

  B
I wish I could, but I just can't

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Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'

    E
And who's to say I'm a 9.5, or a 4.0 

                  D#m
If you don't even know me

            E                 F#
Life ain't always roses and pantyhose and

        B
I ain't pageant material

           G#m
I'm always higher than my hair

                                          E
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace

                                                    F#
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage

         B 
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial

            G#m                           
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't

            C#m             E       F#              B 
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't

        B
I ain't pageant material

         G#m
The only crown is in my glass

                                            E
They won't be handin' me a sash, and that's okay, cause there's no way

                                      F#
You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage

         B 
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial

            G#m                           
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't

            C#m             E       F#              B 
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't

                C#m             E       F#              B 
Yeah I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't