K's Choice – Old Woman (Guitar)

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I saw an old woman in a wheelchair on the highway yesterday

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I saw an old woman in a wheelchair on the highway yesterday

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And as I asked her to pull over

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To make sure no truck would hit her

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She smiled and mumbled: "okay, whatever you say"

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And I said: "I, I wonder why, I wonder why"

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She said: "Girl you're so naive and you're too young to understand

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I am now chasing my husband Stan  

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A pale man in a black suit came to take him

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In trade for a cup of tea 

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A pale man came to take him away from me."

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And I said: "I see                  (and I really did)

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You go and chase him,     go ahead

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And when you catch him,     will you send him my love

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And tell the pale man to make sure

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To call before he comes            to take me too

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To take me too."

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  I saw an Old woman

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  I saw an Old woman

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  I saw an old woman