Joseph Arthur – The Ballad Of Boogie Christ (Guitar)
Capo 2
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
A D A D
[Verse]
A Christ would wear cowboy boots A Christ would have sex D Christ would eat pizza D And cut black jack decks A Christ would be sober A But christ would be fun D Christ would get over D On those trying to run A Christ would love hip hop A Metal and soul D Christ would bring chaos D The breath of control A Christ would be rocking A Christ would be free D He’d say there’s no difference D Between you and me
[Chorus]
A D This is the ballad of Boogie Christ A Toss my salad D And feed me your rice
[Verse]
A Christ baked potatoes A Christ chewing gum D Christ without pathos D Saying “yum yum” A Christ in the middle A Like the monkey with balls D Christ picking up D When euphoria calls A Hello, dear father A Hello there, my son D How have you been? D Well, I gotta run A OK I love you A See you real soon D Maybe September D Maybe next June
[Chorus]
A D This is the ballad of Boogie Christ A Toss my salad D And throw wedding your rice
[Verse]
A Christ would be careful A Christ would be brave D But Christ, he would never D Be anyone’s slave A Christ is here now A Christ is beyond D Christ would watch Rocky D And On Golden Pond A Christ would relax A And Christ would get mad D Christ would help answer D If judgment is bad A Well, no and then yes A Well, yes and then no D Nothing is easy D But it’s simple to glow A Just walk away A From fear and deceit D Never surrender D But never compete A Cheer for your brother A Your rival, your friend D And help their survival D To beat you again
[Chorus]
A D This is the ballad of Boogie Christ A Toss my salad D And feed me some rice
[Break]
A D A D
[Verse]
A Give and give freely A All that you can D Help show the worried D What it is to be man A Christ would be handsome A Christ would be gross D Christ would buy butter D And make you some toast A Christ would be savage A But Christ would be true D He’d say if you want him D Then look inside you A Yes, Christ would be savage A But christ would be true D He’d say if you want him D Then just look in you
[Chorus]
A D This is the ballad of Boogie Christ A Toss my salad D And trow wedding your rice A D This is the ballad of Boogie Christ A Toss my salad D And feed me your rice