Jonathan Coulton – You Wouldnt Know (Guitar)

G                   A                  G                   A
  Funny story, I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are

G                      A                  D                Bm
  I’ve been busy doing science. It’s been tons of fun so far

E            G                 E
  Everything clean, nothing on fire

         G     A
All by myself, finally

D    D/C#   Bm  A                 G        D/F# Em   A
  Things change when they don’t replace your   core. It feels,

D  D/C#  Bm   A               G  D/F# Em  A
   So strange not to hate you any-more

Bb                    F   A
   But you wouldn’t know, would you?

G                      A                  G                 A
  I was saying this to Batman, oh, he was here the other day

G                            A                     D                    Bm
  Maybe you know him, he’s a big deal, but I don’t think of him that way

E             G                 E
  He’s just a friend, someone I trust

            G     A
Someone who won’t kill me

D   D/C# Bm  A                G       D/F#  Em  A
  I’m fine,  just in case you think I’m  not.   I am.

D  D/C#  Bm       A               G         D/F#  Em  A
   This time, I’m better with the friends I’ve  got

Bb                  F     A
   But you wouldn’t know, would you?

G
  I don’t mean for this to sting

Em                               F#m
   I forgive you everything, you monster

G
  I can guess the reasons why

E
  You are never coming by for me

G                                A                   G                      A
  I should go, there’s something happening that will make you wish you’d stayed

G                        A                      D                  Bm
  There’s a party with a real cake – yes it’s real – a cake I made

E             G                E                G       A
  Talking and fun, testing and fun, all of this fun without you

D   D/C# Bm     A             G    D/F# Em  A
  Too  bad, you let it get so out of  hand. How much,

D  D/C# Bm  A         G   D/F# Em  A
   we had,  finally I understand

Bb                    F   A
   But you wouldn’t know, would you?

Bb                F   A
   You wouldn’t know, would you?