Jonathan Coulton – Tom Cruise Crazy (Ukulele)

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Chords E 022100 D/F# 2x00xx G# 466544 C#7 x43404 F#m 244222 B7 x21202 A 577655 C#m x46654 E7 020100 Am x02210 C x32010 G 3x0033 Em 022000 Verse 1
E             G#              C#7
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie

F#m                              B7
At least all his people tell him so

             E                   G#           C#7
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady

F#m                                      B7  G#
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go

      A           E                   F#m                C#m
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction

A                      E        B7
Good thing that he's not gay anymore
Chorus
E   G#        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy

F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you

E      G#       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles

     F#m                B7    G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too

      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile

      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes

          E       G#  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth

     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Verse 2
E             G#             C#7
Tom Cruise is always getting older

F#m                                B7
He knows he'll never be that young again

    E                     G#            C#7
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder

F#m                                B7  G#
He sees a thousand younger leading men

   A                   E
He knows someday he'll have to play

   F#m          C#m
An old retarded grandpa

      A               E              B7
While someone younger plays his sexy son
Chorus
E   G#        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy

F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you

E      G#       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles

     F#m                B7    G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too

      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile

      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes

          E       G#  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth

     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Bridge
C                G                   Am        Em
Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him

C           G             Am     B7
He's not of this world anymore...
Verse 3
E            G#            C#7
Somewhere in some secluded castle

F#m                                 B7
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall

        E                G#            C#7
And the outside world is always such a hassle

F#m                          B7  G#
Sometimes he won't go out at all

          A            E
There are millions who know his name

F#m       C#m
Everybody loves him

A              E            B7
Why is it that he feels so alone?
Chorus
E   G#        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy

F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you

E      G#       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles

     F#m                B7    G#
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too

      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile

      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes

          E       G#  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth

     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise