Jonathan Coulton – Tom Cruise Crazy (Ukulele)
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E 022100
D/F# 2x00xx
G# 466544
C#7 x43404
F#m 244222
B7 x21202
A 577655
C#m x46654
E7 020100
Am x02210
C x32010
G 3x0033
Em 022000
Verse 1
E G# C#7 Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie F#m B7 At least all his people tell him so E G# C#7 And while he thinks that she's a very special lady F#m B7 G# It's probably not the way he'd choose to go A E F#m C#m And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction A E B7 Good thing that he's not gay anymore
Chorus
E G# A E Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy F#m B7 E B7 Just be glad it's him not you E G# A E If you had Tom Cruise's troubles F#m B7 G# You might be Tom Cruise crazy too C#m E7 You'd flash your big white shiny smile A Am You'd buy expensive shoes E G# C#7 But you'd be the only man on Earth F#m B7 E Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro) Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Verse 2
E G# C#7 Tom Cruise is always getting older F#m B7 He knows he'll never be that young again E G# C#7 And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder F#m B7 G# He sees a thousand younger leading men A E He knows someday he'll have to play F#m C#m An old retarded grandpa A E B7 While someone younger plays his sexy son
Chorus
E G# A E Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy F#m B7 E B7 Just be glad it's him not you E G# A E If you had Tom Cruise's troubles F#m B7 G# You might be Tom Cruise crazy too C#m E7 You'd flash your big white shiny smile A Am You'd buy expensive shoes E G# C#7 But you'd be the only man on Earth F#m B7 E Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro) Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Bridge
C G Am Em Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him C G Am B7 He's not of this world anymore...
Verse 3
E G# C#7 Somewhere in some secluded castle F#m B7 Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall E G# C#7 And the outside world is always such a hassle F#m B7 G# Sometimes he won't go out at all A E There are millions who know his name F#m C#m Everybody loves him A E B7 Why is it that he feels so alone?
Chorus
E G# A E Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy F#m B7 E B7 Just be glad it's him not you E G# A E If you had Tom Cruise's troubles F#m B7 G# You might be Tom Cruise crazy too C#m E7 You'd flash your big white shiny smile A Am You'd buy expensive shoes E G# C#7 But you'd be the only man on Earth F#m B7 E Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro) Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise